Asspen

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South Park Season 6 - Episode 603 - Asspen
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South Park - Asspen is episode 81 of the Comedy Central series South Park. It originally aired on March 13, 2002. It parodies several sports movies of the 1980s.
The episode opens with the parents of Stan, Kyle, and Butters deciding to take an offer of a two day stay in Aspen, Colorado for free in return for attending a 30-minute timeshare presentation.
Stan is challenged to a skiing competition from which to win the girl and fame, while the parents are imprisoned at a timeshare freaky seminar.


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The episode opens with the parents of Stan, Kyle, and Butters deciding to take an offer of a two-day stay in Aspen, Colorado for free in return for attending a 30-minute timeshare presentation.
On their first morning in Aspen, two timeshare salesmen immediately coax the parents into attending the 30-minute presentation to get it over with. Cartman gives the sleeping Butters a "Shitler" (by wiping his feces under Butter's nose to give him an Hitler-like mustache). An instructor shows the boys how to ski using a "Pizza, French Fries" skill. An older skier, Tad, starts to accost Stan for absolutely no reason, calling him "Stan Darsh".
The parents refuse to be enticed by the timeshare presentation and try to leave. They are told that the meeting they just attended was not the 30-minute meeting, but their free lunch was the meeting. They ask to leave during lunch but are told to turn over their place cards, which reveal a prize of an exclusive ski lift. They board the ski lift, thinking it will give them quick access to the slopes but find it takes them straight back to the presentation room.
While the boys are practicing, Tad returns and demands that Stan race him for "stealing" his girlfriend Heather, whom Stan has never met until that moment. Stan agrees fully that since he is a complete amateur, Tad will most certainly beat him, but reluctantly races and loses as he expected to do. Afterwards he is approached by a teenage girl wearing glasses who invites him to the Aspen Youth Center to dance. There the boys discover that Tad's father plans to bulldoze the Aspen Youth Center, and while Stan agrees that it is a shame, he isn't particularly troubled. Tad then appears on stage to sing an off-key song called "Stan Darsh" where he repeats that one line until Stan snaps and asks what his problem is. Simply to get Tad to shut up about it, they agree to another race, this time on a far more advanced and dangerous slope. It is agreed that if Stan wins, the Aspen Youth Center will be saved. Kyle tries to talk Stan out of it, but Stan refuses and starts training for the race.
The next day, the parents try to leave the timeshare meeting only to be held there at gunpoint by the police. It is soon learned the police and other relevant authorities are under control of the timeshare organization, and they have no choice. Meanwhile the race down the K-13 mountain proceeds and Tad tries to sabotage Stan's efforts by blocking his path - the irony being that he could have won the race handily without stopping for any tricks. Still an inexperienced beginner despite the training montage he has just gone through, Stan skis so slowly that he is not even affected by the traps, while the teenage girl who invited Stan to the dance distracts Tad by lifting up her shirt. The viewers don't see what Tad sees and Tad blows it. Stan wins and the Aspen Youth Center is saved.
Everyone celebrates and Heather asks to be Stan's girlfriend again even she never was, much to his incredulity. The teenage girl from the youth center says he should let her date him, while suggesting that she would like to date him, but Stan isn't interested in either of them. Just then, the boys' parents return having been bullied into buying some timeshare property. The boys tell them that the ski resort sucks and they all return to South Park. The teen girl shows her breasts, which are consciousnesses horrendous monstrosities, parodying the creature from Total Recall to "start the reactor."